Anonymous asked:

How are you working to Transform Rockford?

watt a nice question! i do sum thing defrent every day 2 transform the rockfird! twoday i make the cookies for little linda’s classroom. do u like cookies? i whale make sum 4 u 2 help u transform the rockford! <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

Do you like snuff films?

ol my got, omg? i <3 too cry with movies like against all odds with phill collins.  do u like romance movies two? i could try all the time now. my juicy bigs and me watched sniffle movies all the time so i could cry on his pants : ( <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

I went to Starbucks the other day but did not want breakfast sandwiches so I went next door. At the Pot Belly, they sell a Biggs sandwich and all I could think about is one Juicy Biggs coming into my mouth and filling it with pleasure. Have you ever tried their Biggs?

omg i call my huhsbend captain juicy biggs!  we r saperated write now so i dough knot call him anything : (  i mess him. the kids mess him all the thyme butt he choose destinye instead of me. they fly together. my church frands tale me awe the thyme to pray and god will help terrance find his home again butt i dough knot know ef he whale.  so sad.  i m so happy you found your own juicy biggs to make u happy. please pray dat my capt. juicy biggs come home <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

Who's your daddy?

my daddy is a nice man his name es Gorden but his frands call him Gordie and Gordoal. he taught me how to pray before nigh night and dat iz why i pray 4 u 2. who iz yore daddy? <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

Which Al Grace ad is your favorite? I like the one where he keeps saying "Penis Sale."

ha ha ha i love al grace tv show. when i gave birth to linda i watched al grace on my tv at rockford meroiales hopitoll. u r nice <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

Since you are from Rockford, did you go to the Boone County Fair? Nobody goes to the Winnebago County Fair.

we go to all the fares on friday fundays after chills. i lyke the rockfurd fair, dat is ffun. <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

Stockholm Inn or Piece - which is your favorite Rick Nielsen owned place to eat?

o my dat is tough. i lyke pizza hut buffet 4 the salad and pizza. i do knot know if rick nelson own it. who dat? thnk u 4 axing! <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

This is the biggest sham I have seen. Tell your fag husband to quit impersonating a pilot on the Internet. His stories are such bullshit. It's obvious the way you two write that you are in the third grade. Please tell us all what plane and which airline he flies for that has the same 2 flight attendants on every flight.

u r not nice. even tho my hubby n i r separated and he like destinye i still <3 him. he is not gay maybe u r. my captain flies rockford planes into your heart. i will pray 4 u even tho u r a meanie. no <3 from me, go away u naughty person

Anonymous asked:

Good thing that you are not a Rockford School District 205 Principal, or you might need to split things three ways.

i do knot under stand wut u mean!  iz dis rockfird math problem? thank u for axing me!  <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

if i told u i spent my days writing tales about grown men fucking each other what would you say about it

GROWSE. i will pray 4 u. that is why my husband does not like flying to san francisco. he says it is weird place 2 stay. like i says to  u already, i will pray extra hard and long 4 u 2 write tales about kittens and puppies <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

How was Stroll on State? Was it merry and bright?

it wuz so cool! the kids loved it but i was sad bcuz terrance brought destinye and they drank 2 many martinis at irish rose. we rented a hotel room at the faust bcuz my hubby got 2 dronk. did u like et? <3 shel.